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His beautiful, loving girlfriend is wearing a skimpy little nightie. She slides into bed and starts kissing the back of his neck.
He doesn’t move. She coyly traces his waist with her hand.
“Sorry, I’m just really tired,” he says. Continue reading “Part 2 of 3: Is pornography ruining your sex life?”
It’s a sunny Saturday afternoon. Bill is going to be meeting up with some friends later for dinner and then some evening wine-infused bocce ball.
He has some time to kill before he meets up with them though. And his mind actually can’t think of something better to do. Continue reading “Part 1 of 3: Is pornography preventing you from getting a girlfriend?”
After becoming “confined” to a wheel chair, this dad put his daughter in jiu-jitsu. He was scared he wouldn’t be able to protect her and he wanted her to be confident and able to protect herself.
Then she wanted him to join her. Continue reading “Wheelchair bound father puts daughter in jiu-jitsu, becomes blue belt himself”
Here you are – half way toward your dream and that feeling has hit.
You’re broke. Waking up early. Your place is a mess. Your friends wonder why they don’t hear from you. You took up a shit job to create time for your dreams and now you’re wondering if maybe you’re just a dummy with a shit job. Continue reading “How to keep going”
She comes back to her apartment crying after a bad date.
You immediately stop doing her dishes, and move her laundry you’ve been doing off the couch, so you can give her your undivided attention… Continue reading “How to get out of the friendzone”
[Image] Emerson’s definition of success
Homer Simpson. Peter Griffin. The beer commercial bros who are too dumb to work a barbecue. The commercial family dad who is too dumb to work a floor mop. The video game wastoids who are high-fiving each other because they are – aw yeah – vegging on the couch with snacks! Continue reading “Three lies television tells”
Jimmy and Suzie are running to the pub. They’re exhausted. Life came at them hard this week. Friends and family came at them with all kinds of problems. Then colleagues were challenging Suzie and it took all her energy to deal with them. Then, exhausted, she lost her wallet. That’s all the mental energy they have left in the tank.
Suzie suggests, “I could sure go for some pints after that week from hell.” Continue reading “Trick your girlfriend into becoming a superior human being by being one yourself”